Sixth Blog Post

So there's these three pigs. They're all cousins. They're all afraid of this wolf guy, right? Well they hear that the wolf is on his way in to town for the weekend. This leaves the piggies terrified. They scram and go build houses for their families to stay safe from this scary wolf dude. The first pig, lets call him Wayne, isn't the brightest. He didn't get into Yam University and didn't get the job he wanted, so not only is Wayne uneducated, he' also broke. Wayne, having the right intentions in mind, makes this little hut to protect his family. The only issue is that this hut is made of straw. When Wolfy rolls around and they don't let him in; he huffs and puffs, and blows their house down. He proceeds to eat them all. Mean ol' Mr. Wolf wipes his chops and heads down the road to Walter's house. While Walter did get into Yam U, he struggled with drug abuse his entire life and couldn't afford the mansion him and his wife had dreamt about their entire lives. He decided the best move was to build his house with sticks. Well, when the Big Bad Wolf came around, he asked to be let in. Obviously, he wasn't to keen to being shut out. So he did his huff and puff thing, blew it down and ate the not so happy couple. The third cousin, Wilber, lived alone. He hadn't gone to college but he got famous for an acting role with a spider. Unlike his cousins, Wilber was able to afford his mansion. This mansion was magnificent. Three stories, all brick siding, and the best part: his own personal security. When Wilber had gotten news as to what happened to his cousins, he sent his own security to meet the Wolf at the gate. When the villainous Wolf had arrived, he was shot dead in his tracks. End of story.